Koinotiko Stadio Pera Choriou

Theodorio Koinotiko Stadium sits at the end of Irinis 50, a quiet road in the village of Pera Chorio .

MEAP Nisou plays here. The club was founded in 1980, though one source suggests 1954, and they compete in the Cypriot Second Division. The capacity is listed as 1,500 seats by several databases, but Wikipedia puts the figure at 1,000. The pitch is natural grass, full-size, 105 by 68 meters.

The name of the stadium shifts depending on who you ask. Some call it Theodorio Koinotiko Stadio Pera Choriou, others shorten it. It has no former names, no official opening date, and no attendance record that anyone remembers. Europlan noted only four matches were recorded there as far back as 2009. It is not a cathedral of football. It is a shed with seats, mostly used for local league fixtures.

There is no wind tunnel effect, no river running beneath the stands. It is simply a plot of land in the Nicosia District where people come to watch a ball roll across grass.