Deliirium

Kurtna is a village in Saku parish, Harju county, the kind of place where the school's artificial turf pitch is the only ground worth naming. That pitch, 75 by 40 metres on Kurtna tee, is where Deliirium turned up in 2026.

The club entered the Rahvaliiga, Estonia's amateur league, straight into B-tasand VIII, the eighth tier. Eight matches followed: one win, seven losses, a goal difference of 17:40, and fifth place, short of the tier's final tournament.

The Estonian Cup brought a harder lesson. On 18 June, Deliirium travelled to Tartu's Annelinna artificial pitch and lost to Team Helm 0-30.

No colours, no rivals, no honours are attached to the name yet. What stands is a season: eight matches played in the league's lowest tier, and one goal difference that reads 17:40.